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They found my burner phone, and now they know about ______.

Now dig deep, little rat. I want secrets so rancid they’d get you banned from a family group chat and an airport.

Funniest gets a verified burner with zero context.
Least liked gets their screen time report mailed to HR.
What’s on your blacklist, freak?

I found God in ______ and immediately asked for a refund.

Now go ahead, baptize your trauma in the nearest cursed object. I want divine intervention via Craigslist and a sermon delivered by a sock puppet.

Funniest gets a tax-exempt cult status.
Least liked gets baptized in vape juice.
Leave your confessions below. #YouSickFuck

I screamed ‘stop!’ but ______ just made it worse.

Dig deep. I want your worst red flag, your guiltiest fetish, or the exact reason you’re not invited to family holidays.

Funniest gets a safe word engraved in Latin.
Least liked gets waterboarded with warm Monster Energy.
Speak your filth, sinners.

The bad news is time flies. The good news is you’re the pilot.

Some people look for a beautiful place. Others make a place beautiful.

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

We must be willing to let go of the life we planned so as to have the life that is waiting for us.

With the right kind of coaching and determination you can accomplish anything.

Life has got all those twists and turns. You’ve got to hold on tight and off you go.

The most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart.